Mark and Jem’s Idiot Ting
An unidentified male in the Czech Republic, whom drivers reported to the police after running around on all fours and acting like a DOG on a busy road. A witness told local TV, “The man ran out of a forest on all fours, wearing only socks”.
“He was growling and barking, and making out as if he was going to try and bite the car tyres. He even lifted his leg to RELIEVE HIMSELF on one car as it pulled to a stop, and barked at the owner when he got out of the car to complain.”
“When the police arrived after the complaints about a traffic disturbance he had already been hit by a car and run over”, said Pavel Svab. A police spokesman said when they found the semi-naked man at the scene he was “whimpering”.
The man was induced into an artificial coma by doctors while he recovers.
Source: POWER99.1FM, METRO- uk/Image: rack.3.mshcdn.com