Thanksgiving Craigslist Ad Turns Heads!
Question to the single ladies… tired of hearing the same old question from your loved ones on Thanksgiving, “When are you going to meet someone nice?”
Well one guy in Nashville, Tennessee was offer his ‘acting abilities’ over the Thanksgiving weekend free of charge to make sure your family NEVER asks you that embarrassing question again!
A few days ago the guy posted the following ad on Craigslist, offering to be a date to a ‘lucky lady’ at her Thanksgiving dinner for the purposes of scaring her family!
The Ad reads:
“Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you’re still single? About how your parents really want more grandchildren?
Well, look no further!
“I am a 28-year-old felon with no high school degree and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like EDDIE VAN HALEN’S guitar. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar.”
“If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving . . . I’m game. I can do these things, at your request: Openly hit on other
female guests . . . start discussions about politics and/or religion . . .”
“Propose to you in front of everyone . . . pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on . . . start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.”
“I require no pay but the free meal I will receive as a guest!”
Now that’s definitely one-way of teaching your parents a lesson about pressure! – LOL!
Source: businessinsider.com/Image: abc7news.com