Man fails at bank robbery, leaves with lollipops instead.
A man walked into a Manhattan bank and threatened the clerk with a bomb, but left the bank with nothing but a bunch of lollipops after being given the runaround by the clerk.
The prospective thief walked into a Chase Bank and approached the teller. He handed the teller a note that stated, “I have a bomb. Give me some money now”.
The robber couldn’t have been convincing because the teller responded with, “I do not read notes” and passed the man with a withdrawal slip.
After numerous attempts to get money from the teller, the robber told her “I ain’t got no time for this”, then proceeded to grab a handful of lollipops and fled.
The man has yet to be identified.