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Jun 20, 2013 | G-BLOG | 0 comments

Man admits to cheating on wife, with alien

53-year-old Simon Parkes is a city councilman in a town in England. He has reportedly admitted to have cheated on his wife.

 

A politician in some kind of infidelity scandal, we’ve all heard that before, right?

 

Well this one takes a supernatural twist. Parkes has said that he has cheated on his wife, with an alien.

 

The man says he has sex about four times a year with a large, green female space alien known as the Cat Queen. They even have a child together, named Zarka.

 

Parkes also says his ‘real mother’ is an alien. She’s nine feet tall, green and has eight fingers. One day he expects to be reunited with her on her home planet, once the technology is ready to beam him up.

 

Parkes doesn’t believe that the affair is going to cost him his seat on the city council, because it hasn’t affected his work. His wife is sticking by him, for now, “My wife was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it’s not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.”

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