LADIES, BRIAN MCKNIGHT WANTS TO SHOW YOU HOW YOUR “KITTY” WORKS
’90s R&B superstar BRIAN MCKNIGHT has recorded a RAUNCHY song about the FEMALE ORGASM called “If You’re Ready to Learn”. The full song hasn’t been released, but Brian previewed the track in a video. He prefaced it by saying that had an idea to do, quote, “an adult mixtape”, that would cover “conversations he’s had with men and women about other sexual-type things.
Here’s a sample of some of the lyrics….
“They talk a real good game, but they don’t know what a tongue is for.
They wine you and dine you, you let him untie you and you leave wanting more.
I did my post-grad in [P-word]ology, so what I tell you might seem strange.
The things you don’t know about your physiology, you don’t have to be ashamed.”
And here’s the chorus:
“Let me show you how your [rhymes with WUSSY] works
Since you didn’t bring it to me first
I have lots of things to show you
If you’re ready to learn.
There’s a hilarious explanation behind Brian McKnight’s new x-rated song — the singer says he’s been holed up in his house going stir-crazy with a bum ankle … and the dirty ditty came to him in a moment of sheer boredom.
“I’ve been home for a month … I’ve got this boot on my foot. I’m like a month away from Achilles tendon surgery, so I’ve been stuck in the house.” Brian added, the song “isn’t for everyone. It’s a parody. I’m having fun because basically I have nothing else else to do.”
For those who are curious here is the Dirty ditty…. **warning contains material that is adult and extremely NSFW! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbVQZqCjoOs&feature=related
MAVADO TURNS TO ACTING
Mavado’s turn in the Drake Find Your Love video might’ve opened some new doors for the singjay.. The Alliance artiste will be starring in the upcoming movie, Shottas Too (Shottas 2), a sequel to the revered urban flick, Shottas. The original installation of the film was unveiled 10 years ago, telling a story of two young men who grew up in Kingston participated in organized crime in the Jamaican capital as well as Miami. Reggae superstar, Ky-Mani Marley and Spragga Benz played the roles of the young men in Shottas while the flick also featured legendary Jamaican actor, Paul Campbell and was co-produced by former Fugees rapper, Wyclef Jean.
In the second installment of Shottas, Mavado will star alongside Ky-Mani Marley; this, according to the movie’s director, Cess Silvera, who confirmed the news, via Twitter. So far, there’s no indication of what role Mavado will be playing or the direction that the storyline for the film will take this time. While no date has been confirmed for the movie’s release, filming for Shottas Too began on April 20.
I can’t wait!!! 🙂
BORAT HAS INCREASED TOURISM TO KAZAKHSTAN
In “Borat”, SACHA BARON COHEN made Kazakhstan look like a Third World hellhole where rape and incest are the norm, everyone lives in poverty, and anti-Semitism is the national pastime. So what did that do to the nation’s tourism industry? It INCREASED IT TEN FOLD. (???)
Foreign minister Yerzhan Kazykhanov says, quote, “After this film the number of visas issued to Kazakhstan grew by ten times. This is a big victory for us and I thank Borat for attracting tourists to Kazakhstan.” (Who would’ve thought??)