KARL LAGERFELD RUNS HIS MOUTH
Designer Karl Lagerfeld has called Adele “a little too fat” during an interview with a French newspaper. The 78-year-old made the remark while he was guest editor of the Paris edition of the free paper Metro. The controversial designer also said Britain’s Royal Family was “totally unnecessary, but pleasant” and “good for the tourists”. In a string of insults he also called
Russian men “ugly” and said Greeks and Italians had “disgusting habits”. In the issue Lagerfeld discussed everything from Syria to Miss Piggy, but his comment about Adele generated the most heat. “She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice. Of US first lady Michelle Obama he said, “My favourite thing about Mrs Obama was when she was asked if her skirt was not too tight and she answered, ‘Why, you don’t like my big black ass?'” “Mrs. Obama never made that statement” Obama’a director of communications told the Huffington Post. (What is it with these old guys once they hit 50? Mel Gibson, Galliano, or is this just the alcohol that brings out the bigot in people?) Lagerfeld, was born in the German
city of Hamburg, and is head designer and creative director for French fashion house Chanel.
THE FLYING PIG???
SNOOP DOGG has recorded a track about porn that appears in a pornographic movie called “The Flying Pink Pig”. The movie is about “the sex-crazed staff” of a popular taco
truck in L.A. called the Flying Pig. (–The owner of the truck once threatened to sue the production . . . but has apparently backed off.) It’s unclear if Snoop plans on also releasing the
track on an album.
SHAQ PLAYS NICE.
Even though Shaq and Kobe had a pretty fierce rivalry going when they were both Lakers, Shaq is being incredibly gracious about the whole thing. He says, quote, “He’s still playing;
I’m not playing, so it was good. I never wanted to be the best Laker. I wanted to be the most dominant. I was that.” Shaq even calls his time playing with Kobe, quote, “the best eight
years of my life.” And he claims that their friction was JUST A SHOW. He says, quote, “A lot of people thought we really had problems, but the problems I created were just for everyone
to look at us, to notice us. People are still talking about it, so obviously I did my job as a marketer.” Lakers royalty KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR is still the NBA’s all-time leading scorer with 38,387 points. He’s followed by KARL MALONE with 36,928. Then comes MICHAEL JORDAN with 32,292 . . . and WILT CHAMBERLAIN with 31,419. Kobe’s got 28,601 AND
COUNTING. Shaq . . . who retired after playing for the Boston Celtics last season . . . has 28,596.
SNOOKI SAYS THE SITUATION IS GAY
SNOOKI considers herself BISEXUAL, and she thinks MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO might be GAY. In an interview with The Huffington Post, Snooki says, quote, “I would consider myself bi. I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like . . . penis.” As for the Situation’s orientation, Snooki isn’t alone in having questions. JWOWW says, quote, “His posture and the way he holds his cigarettes is very much aware that people question his sexuality. And it might be getting inside his head. Snooki says, quote, “He told me one time, ‘[All the talk is] making me wonder.
NENE’S SON IN HOSPITAL
NeNe from Real Housewives of Atlanta’s son BRICE was nearly MURDERED . . . in a bar fight. According to a number of EYEWITNESSES, Brice got into a fight with a group of White
men inside a bar just outside of Atlanta. According to reports, Brice was TALKING CRAZY to the group of guys, and they POUNDED HIM OUT mercilessly. Brice was RUSHED to the
hospital suffering from a SHATTERED JAW and multiple BROKEN BONES in his face.He is expected to make a FULL RECOVERY!!!
RUSSELL DOESN’T WANT KATY’S MONEY
Russell Brand is entitled to approximately $20 million of Katy Perry’s fortune … but TMZ has learned he will not take a single penny of it. Informed sources tell TMZ … Russell and Katy
did NOT have a prenup. As a result, everything they earned during their 14-month marriage is community property — which means they’re each entitled to 50% of the pot. Katy made $44 million between May, 2010 and May, 2011 according to Forbes. The couple Married in October, 2010, so Russell could have scored a fortune if he exercised his community property rights. But here’s the deal. He doesn’t want Katy’s money. He’s happy to walk away with the money he earned — which is far less than what Katy raked in.
If today is your birthday you share it with
Pooch Hall – 35 (Derwin on The Game)
Kimbo Slice – 38
Joshua Morrow – 38 (Nick on Young and the Restless)
Vince Neil – 51 (Lead singer of Motely Crue)
John Grisham – 57 (Novelist of legal thrillers A time to Kill, The Firm and The Client)
Ted Koppel – 72 (Newscaster)
And Happy Birthday to my baby bro Jeff!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo 🙂 That’s the juice!