Chaz Gets a Penis
It’s official: CHAZ BONO WANTS A PENIS. And he’s going to get one as soon as he can afford the surgery . . . which should be soon. A new “Rolling Stone” article says, quote,
“Chaz is pretty sure that within a short while, he will finally be able to afford to get himself a penis.” Chaz discussed with “Rolling Stone” what type of surgery he’d like to have. He
doesn’t know how much the surgery will cost buy he does know the doctor he wants to use is in Belgrade. It’s going to be a little cheaper there. Probably $25,000, maybe
$45,000 I really don’t know.” (Ahem for a PENIS?? wow) One person who will NOT get to check out Chaz’s penis is his girlfriend Jennifer Elia. They broke up just before Christmas.
But she never wanted him to have one anyway. Overall, Chaz is happy with his transformation . . . but he did lose one of his FEMININE ADVANTAGES. He’s also dealing with
EXCESSIVE BACK HAIR. He said, quote, “I have more hair on my back than on my chest. I’ve waited my whole life to be able to have body hair . . . but I never thought I’d have back
hair. But what are you going to do, right?”
Nick Cannon in Hospital
NICK CANNON has been hospitalized in Aspen, Colorado with what his wife MARIAH CAREY is calling “mild kidney failure”. Yesterday she Tweeted, quote, “Please pray for Nick as he’s
fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure. #mybraveman.” Then she posted a message on her website saying, quote, “We’re trying to be as festive as possible under the circumstances
but please keep Nick in your thoughts because this is very painful. “They tried to kick me out of the hospital but here I am pon de bed with Mr. C.” Nick later Tweeted that he’s being
transferred to a hospital in L.A., and added, quote, “Thank you all for all your love, prayers and concern. You know me . . . I will be a’ight.”
Pittsburgh Steeler Antonio Brown accused of kidnapping his son
Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown ran off with his son and is refusing to give the child back to his mother according to her, but the NFL player claims
she’s flat out LYING in a soulless scheme to make a quick buck. Shameika Brailsford filed docs in Miami, claiming Antonio has had custody of their 4-year-old son in Pennsylvania for
months, while he plays with the Steelers and she’s worried to death he’s not being taken care of. Shameika says 23-year-old Antonio took the child — also named Antonio — without
her permission, and she hasn’t had contact with him since Antonio took him away. Antonio’s lawyer says Shameika is lying through her teeth and that she obviously knew where her
child was because Antonio recently arranged for her to visit with her son in Pittsburgh. This is nothing more than a classic attempt to shake down a professional athlete for money.
JT is Engaged
“Us Weekly” says that JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BIEL got engaged sometime within the last few weeks. Sources say he popped the question during a snowboarding vacation
in the mountains of Jackson, Wyoming. There’s been no word yet from either of their camps. Justin and Jessica have been together more than four years . . . minus a three-month “break”
SINEAD Staying with her Man
SINEAD O’CONNOR and her husband Barry Herridge are NOT divorcing after all. Early yesterday morning, Sinead hit Twitter to inform her followers that he showed up at her door and
they spent the night HAVING SEX. She said, quote, “Guess who had a mad love making affair with her own husband last night? “Yay!!! we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend again
and stay married but we did rush so we gonna return to b-friend g-friend.” Then she added, quote, “So Sinead got laid!!!” Sinead and Barry got hitched in a quickie ceremony in Las Vegas
on December 8th. But right after Christmas, she announced that they had split after just 16 days. Their breakup had something to do with a wild ride Sinead took Barry on to find pot
for her to smoke on their wedding night . . . even though he’s a drug counselor. Also, there were people close to Barry who objected to the relationship.
Na Na Na Na Naaaaa!
MARC ANTHONY has a new girlfriend, and she’s 24 years old . . . the same age as JENNIFER LOPEZ’S new boyfriend, Casper Smart. Her name is Shannon De Lima, and she’s a
Venezuelan model. She also has a 4-year-old son from a previous relationship. Marc posted a picture of them kissing on Facebook, which is such an obvious slap back at J-Lo. However
she kinda looks like a young J-Lo so maybe its a compliment.
The Juice with Jemeni (Thu, Jan 5)
Chaz Gets a Penis