Mark and Jem’s Eeediot Ting
Last Thursday, a woman in Columbus, Ohio called 911 and said her sister had just been to Africa and might have EBOLA!
So police roped off her house with crime-scene tape, and people in HAZMAT suits showed up. But it turned out the sister DIDN’T have Ebola symptoms and HADN’T been to Africa.
She just had a high fever 107 degrees — and the woman just said that to get an ambulance to her house faster!
That’s SOOOO wrong!
Source: dispatch.com/Image: lovebscott.com